"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."

(via lizziecarrington)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via follow-the-good-vibes)

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via magglesbrown)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via magglesbrown)

glittersleep:

glittersleep:


I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over

look at the one who doesnt care at all like he doesnt get whats actually going on

fav forever

glittersleep:

glittersleep:

I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”

the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over

look at the one who doesnt care at all like he doesnt get whats actually going on

fav forever

(Source: heartmyline, via clleansing)

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

Roseanne Barr  (via funkypoolparty)

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via squeakygirl)