nickthevag:

oneofthose—crazygirls:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Marriage goals

(Source: The Huffington Post, via cogbec)

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via cogbec)

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi, via cogbec)

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(via coloursandcomas)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: wearentinthecrowd, via dessnerds)

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via dessnerds)

enchantedbyhiddles:

tomhardy-tomsofty:

booty vs booty

I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.

(via cogbec)

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

(Source: cyndanyquil, via troyesivan)